Best piece of dialogue from my novel yet. (Warning: NSFW)

“Wait, have you never been in that situation in which someone is going down on you and then apparently you ejaculate because they spit and then come up and there’s semen on your leg, but you never felt the climax?”

“No way, man.”

“So, every time cum comes out of you, you come.”

“Ha!”

He hums a cum hum.