Purity and the Puritanical

    This isn’t going to be an in-depth review of Jonathan Franzen’s Purity; honestly, I think it would need to be a more important book than it is to warrant that kind of engagement. It’s also not meant to be a takedown of the sort that I launched at Friends a little while ago. The fact of the matter is that I find Franzen to be a perfectly serviceable, easily readable, sometimes amusing writer. He’s also somehow managed to trick people into thinking that his work matters more than that of other middlebrow purveyors of Literary Fiction. This is the mystery to me. It’s not that Franzen is bad at what he does. It’s that he garners so much attention for it.

The cover of Jonathan Franzen's aggressively okay novel, Purity.

    Purity purports to be about “the battle between the sexes” (a phrase Franzen himself used in an interview), which seems to be a weirdly antiquated prism through which to view the world, but okay. It centers around a series of relationships featuring major power imbalances — sometimes one partner is famous, other times rich, other times simply much older than the other. All of the relationships are uncomplicatedly heterosexual, which isn’t really a huge sin, as most relationships are fairly uncomplicatedly heterosexual, passé though it may be to admit it. Nearly all of them are full of histrionics — but, as Franzen rightly pointed out on Fresh Air a few weeks ago, he’s not the kind of writer whose books are meant to be a simulacrum of reality, but a comically heightened representation of some stuff that happens in reality. It’s an open question as to whether Franzen’s diagnosis of the disease of reality is accurate — parts of it are, parts of it aren’t — but that’s clearly what he’s doing.

    He’s come under a hail of criticism from mostly younger reviewers who think his insistence on writing almost entirely about white people, and depicting sexual encounters that live in a hazy zone between consenting and not, amounts to some kind of reactionary political stance. That all strikes me as fairly preposterous — the idea that Franzen “depicts a world in which rape is the natural consequence” of heterosexual relationships, as one Goodreads reviewer contends, seems so out of touch with the book itself that it’s hard to take very seriously — but it is true that Franzen resides fairly squarely in a world in which white people weren’t often asked to confront questions of racial representation and white supremacy. Old dogs, new tricks, I guess. A lot of people who attack the book from a political perspective (a reviewing tactic I find mostly useless, by the way) seem to miss its central thesis, which is that people of Franzen’s generation (X, if you’re wondering) have really put the torch to the world they’re leaving behind for subsequent ones.

    But what really mystifies me about Purity’s notability — just as it did about Franzen’s previous overlong tome, Freedom — is that a lot of people seem to behave as though Franzen is the only person on the literary scene doing this kind of work anymore. (Even if that were true, is that a reason to pour so much attention on him? It could be that the Dickensian social novel just doesn’t speak to the modern moment.) In truth, I would guess that a supermajority of books in the English language resemble Franzen’s, at least aesthetically, in many respects. Realism is still the dominant mode in English language literature, and has been for a long time. The fetishization of Franzen sometimes feels like a reactionary yearning for a time when middle-aged white guys doing comic naturalism — your Roths, your Bellows, your Mailers — dominated the bestseller lists and sold enough books that people actually put them on television. That era is over, for better or worse. There are ways in which it is better — more women and people of color joining the discourse everyday; the legitimization of sci-fi and other “genre” works — and ways in which it is worse — nobody fucking reads anymore. The continued need for the establishment to find a Great White Hope feels like the death rattle of an era, at least to this under-40 fictioneer.

    Look, like I said, it’s not like Franzen’s bad at what he does. His books are compulsively readable, which is a relief in an era when much of what is accounted Literary Fiction is wilfully difficult for reasons that have never really been ennumerated to me. (I have no problem with difficult books. I have a problem with books that hide their mediocrity by being hard to read, or that seem to be about how hard they are to read. Ahem, Ben Marcus.) He excells at attention to the details of plots, so that his books fit together tightly and there’s often a satisfying a-ha! as you push deeper into the book and figure out how the threads connect. The comic backstory is a gift of his. He appears to be decent at research. And his books are, oftentimes, legitimately funny.

    But he leaves a lot to be desired as a stylist, in which field he is exceeded, not only by giants like Didion and Baxter and Lethem, but even by gifted nobodies like (arrogance alert) your humble correspondent. The first-person passages of his books tend to be told in the same workmanlike, nice-enough language as the third-person passages (one of the major flaws of Purity is that there’s a 150-page section told in the first person in which the style is indistinguishable from the book's 400 other pages). From book to book, the tone is the same. It’s one thing to find your voice, and another never to modulate it.

    And it’s true, he’s not a deep thinker on matters of race, sexuality, or gender, which — well, given that he appears to have been anointed the Very Serious Important Novelist of Our Times, it puts him far out of touch with the most salient ideas of the 21st century, or at least this part of it. That “battle of the sexes” quotation: really? Haven’t we* outgrown, as a society, the idea that what is going on between men and women constitutes a battle? In many respects I find the Millenial emphasis on euphony and consensus to be tiresome and in some respects destructive, but surely it isn’t accurate to paint the state of gender as a battle, any more than it is to frame race on this planet as a matter of “white v black” or “white v color”, not least because all these categories are fuzzy  — but also because the metaphor of battle implies that there are going to be winners and losers, as though this is a debate as opposed to, like, a discussion, man.

*caveats, caveats, caveats about what “we” means: I think you can write them yourselves; it’s almost 7 o’clock and I haven’t eaten yet: let us say that broadly “we” is “Anglophonie”, and you guys can fill in the details about the various factions, unions, and disjunctions in what that is

    Of course, there’s this other level on which there’s an irony at play. In the film Trainspotting, our narrator, Mark Renton, says (paraphrasing the book upon which the movie is based), “1000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.” This is meant to be the perspective espoused by the young and liberal and hey-man-it’s-all-cool folks, among whom I sort of number, who criticize Franzen’s take on feminism and his failure to represent any people of color who aren’t (A) literally retarded or (B) literally servants. And yet there is not a lot of acceptance or bonhomie in this crowd; instead we are fractious and judgemental, and we spend a lot of our time trying our best to beat one another with various ideological cudgels — cudgels built largley out of identity, but also out of orthodoxy. That’s the irony I’m talking about: Franzen, for all his flaws, seems to have perceived something that strangely sort of anticipates the criticism he’s getting.* He titles the book Purity, and its most prominent character is a young Millenial whose very name is Purity. And it seems to me that purity is something that a lot of young people with allegedly progressive ideas are demanding these days: perfection of agreement, adherence to orthodoxy; every failure to agree is accounted a failure, period. That, of course, is not only a huge bummer but an extremely destructive way of evaluating art, politics, or anything else in society.

* by the way, I find his depiction of “feminism” per se unfair, but I suspect it’s also meant to be unfair — not least because it doesn’t seem to acknowledge the reality that there is no “feminism” but instead “feminisms

    Anyhoozy, this all puts me in mind of a question I’ve been pondering a lot of late: if we see the broad societal collapse that a lot of people seem to be expecting in the (relatively) near future, what happens to all this movement toward acceptance of difference? I suspect, just based on history, that almost all of it vanishes in a puff of smoke. I’m not asserting that bare survival necessarily trumps the ongoing project of social justice; I’m suggesting that the ongoing project of social justice is a project dependent on a functioning society, and in a society of pandemic disorder, old evils will begin to assert themselves: patriarchy, vicious ethnic conflict, etc. Not that those things aren’t extant now, but they may become the ruling ideologies in an anarchic world. (Look for my book, 101 Reasons Anarchists Are Idiots, due out any minute now.) In a violent world, violence organizes itself against the other.

    Holy shit, that got dark quickly.

Lessons Learned on the Road.

1. Minnesota

The peculiar tendency of Minnesotans to dissemble can be construed one of two ways: as dishonesty, or as an honest attempt to make people’s day better. Of course it’s complex; of course it’s both; but an outsider will encounter it, and my experience is that he will have a strong reaction, positive or negative, to it. Minnesotans, like all people, can’t see the forest for the trees, for the most part: I had a conversation with a young Minnesotan colleague of mine lately in which she sort of off-handedly wondered, “What are our values?”

I answered thusly: “Passive-aggression. Dishonesty. Conformity.” I was having a bad day.

Being Minnesotan, she took this rank assholery politely enough, though it was clear from her body language and tone of voice that she was kind of mad. Which just made me feel like being more of an asshole.

I know, I’m not a very nice person. But I’ve never valued niceness; I’ve never lived in a place where people valued niceness. Friendliness, sure; kindness, definitely; but niceness? Even when I’m in a good mood, niceness feels to me like dishonesty, which, I think, is why I am repelled by Minnesotan culture, where other people are attracted to it. I can see its value: there’s something communitarian in the people there, and I think there’s genuine good intent that motivates the behavior. But in the end I always feel like I’m surrounded by people seething with barely-concealed rage.

There’s a cottage industry, in which I have made a small amount of headway, of interpreting New York City, the understanding being that New York is so big and complex that it must always be engaged hermeneutically. It’s true, to some extent; you cannot have so many people of so many kinds packed in such a small space without creating a kind of massive, cramped frontier that will inevitably look incomprehensible at first glance.

Contrast that with the general understanding that Midwesterners are friendly and relatively uncomplex. That simply isn’t true. How, for instance, to read this moment, when I accidentally left a woman standing on my doorstep for five minutes in single-degree temperatures because I didn’t hear the doorbell ring:

ME: Sorry to leave you out in the cold there for so long.

LADY: It was pretty cold.

As though we were just discussing the weather, and she was unwilling to acknowledge my apology because it would imply that there was some minor conflict happening here. I think. How about this, which happened when I was wearing a t-shirt with a small swear word on it:

RECEPTIONIST AT DENTIST: That’s an interesting shirt.

See? You can make a career of interpreting New York, but that’s only because there are so many people there who will actually tell you what they think. Interpreting Minnesota, I posit, is impossible. It’s why the state’s literary giant, Garrison Keillor, is essentially a cartoonist.

2. Iowa

Weirdly, my entire understanding of Iowa is this combination of literary myths; I guess because it is the home of the great behemoth of literary schools, the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, it is the setting of a great number of novels that manage to be trend-setting without being remotely avant-garde. And so my image of the place it caught up in Jane Smiley’s Lear adaptation, A Thousand Acres, WP Kinsella’s mythic baseball stories, especially The Iowa Baseball Confederacy (my candidate for greatest baseball novel ever), and Bill Bryson’s memoir / popular history of midcentury America, The Life & Times of the Thunderbolt Kid. It’s like the border between Minnesota and Iowa is a looking glass, somehow.

So I suppose it’s fitting I’ve only ever passed through. One time my brother & I were visiting extended family in a tiny town in SE Nebraska and his car, an old Volvo station wagon, broke down. We took it to the local mechanic, who regarded it with a distinct air of I don’t truck with this foreign shit, and managed to get it running well enough for us to drive it to Omaha, a hundred-odd miles away, which is where the nearest place that would deal with a Volvo was located. Because that tiny town we were in was so remote, we had to drive out-of-state to get to the freeway, and on our way to Omaha we sliced through the southwest corner of Iowa. We stopped at a Subway sandwiches in Iowa and ate. Though I have driven through the state three times since, that’s the only time I’ve ever got out of the car.

3. Nebraska

I recently wrote a story that took place primarily in Nebraska, which is where my father’s family landed after coming over from Ireland, before leapfrogging out to Oregon. I turned it in for Charlie B’s class. His interpretation — much cleverer than my intent — was that the family involved (a thinly-disguised version of my own) could not live in Nebraska, but ironically could not live anywhere else, either. The story was frustrating to write, in part because I anticipated most of the criticism it would receive in workshop and tried to head it off at the pass — only to have the measures I took create new holes in the story, much bigger and more drastic than the ones it had before. I think I just have to be willing to piss off my readers sometimes.

Anyhoozy, Nebraska, in case you didn’t know, is the flattest, least-scenic state in the union, challenged only (in my experience) by North Dakota. Gertrude Stein famously (almost) said of Oakland, CA that “there’s no there, there”, which, if you’ve been to Oakland, is probably the stupidest possible thing you could say about one of America’s strangest and most interesting small cities. The reason the quotation continues to pop up, though, is not because it is so apt for Oakland, but because it’s so apt for so many other places. I suppose it’s obvious to use it in reference to America’s Big Empty — Nebraska, Kansas, the Dakotas — but it also applies a lot of other places I’ve been in my life: San Jose, CA; Spokane, WA; Uniondale, NY; Phoenix, AZ; &c. But Nebraska screams for it. It’s not a snotty insult when you’re talking about the vast majority of Nebraska; there’s literally no distinguishing feature to a huge portion of the state: no hills, no forests, no significant rivers, no people at all. A lot of it isn’t even farmed. It’s just a freeway headed somewhere far away, and miserable heat.

A side note: Nebraska is the first place I ever heard a white person use the word ain’t as anything other than a faintly racist mimickry of the way black people talk. I was driving through a few years ago and stopped at a gas station. I tried to buy a pack of Marlboro Lights, but they were out. The woman behind the counter said, “Ain’t got those.” If I were cleverer, or more energetic, or had more space here, I might spend some time to dissect why that threw me for such a loop, but I’m not going to right now.

4. Wyoming

The less said about Wyoming, the better.

5. Utah

It’s awful, in the old sense of the word, how quickly the terrain turns from flat, ugly, and pockmarked to mountainous, green, and beautiful, once you’ve crossed the state line from Wyoming to Utah. In Utah the mountains erupt from the horizon and loom so large they seem to ask astonishing, fundamental questions about creation that it’s a bit hard for a bitter atheist like yours truly to answer: perhaps it’s not such a coincidence that the Mormons landed there and had no difficulty sustaining their faith. Utah is nothing if not beautiful.

In my life I’ve spent one night in Utah, and one in Wyoming. In Wyoming, I stayed in Laramie, which is a prosperous college town that I found exceptionally ugly and alienating — flat, wooden, dull. In Utah, I stayed in Ogden, which is an impecunious college town that I found beautiful — vertiginous, green, pleasantly odiforous. I don’t wish to read into the character of each state too much about its physical geography, but I do believe that the differences b/w Laramie and Ogden pretty much encapsulate every reason that northern Utah is lovely and wondrous and plentiful while southern Wyoming in desperate and monotonous and desolate.

The one thing I noticed in Ogden — the thing that made me know that, for all its beauty, my personal reaction to that part of the world would likely be even worse than the one I’ve had to Minnesota — was the preponderance of billboards dedicated to anti-abortion causes. Now, anybody who has ever driven cross-country knows that almost every tiny town out in the middle of nowhere has some kind of anti-abortion billboard either at the town entrance or at its exit; but Ogden is part of the substantial metropolis that surrounds Salt Lake City, and yet is littered with this kind of culturally conservative (for lack of a better word) propaganda. These range in subtlety: some are simply ads for adoption agencies that urge the viewer to “do the right thing”; others are as nuanced as a ball-peen hammer, with Bible verses arrayed in block letters beneath the smiling fizzes of crushingly adorable infants.

So, here’s the question: what’s the effect of these billboards? I have no doubt that the people who put them up believe, very sincerely and almost certainly fervidly, that abortion is a moral wrong and (if the rhetoric of your average Republican congressman is to be credited) something on the order of a crime against humanity. I don’t really agree, but I am also that rare person who is so ambivalent about this issue as to feel like he doesn’t really have a firm position. (Or maybe we’re not that rare. Anyway, we’re not that loud.) But I would suggest that the cumulative message here is less a pro-life one than a pro-conformity one; these kinds of ads, meant that way or not, function like the paintings of Saddam that adorned the walls of every town in Iraq before the late unpleasantness: OBEY, they tell you. Whether or not everybody agrees, they know what the normative position is. Being pro-choice in otherwise lovely Ogden, Utah is a defiant stance, and thus a difficult one. And that’s in a big city. Imagine if you live in some pooshit town in rural South Dakota, and the only billboard you’ve EVER seen is the one that tells passing motorists that every fetus is a sacred object to be protected above the lives of actual adult humans who have committed sins (ie, all of us). Must be a bit rough.

6. Idaho

I showed up for third grade and there was a new kid there: Adam B. He seemed all right, but at the time I don’t think either of us made much of an impression on the other. He had come from Boise. Years later, he and I would forge an ironclad bond as two of very few open atheists in a Catholic high school. To tell you the truth, that is all I have ever known about Idaho: it mints my friends.

7. Oregon

I suppose that Oregon is, in large part, not that different to these other places. But as I crossed the Snake River just east of Ontario, OR, something washed over me: though it was another five hours to my home — half the daily drive — I felt myself unclench, relax. I felt like I could have pulled over in the Drinkwater Pass, bivouacked, and been at home. It helps that that pass is the most beautiful part of the entire 1900-mile drive from Minneapolis to Bend, full of weird geography, little valleys, swollen streams, mesas stained with vegetation, skies so radically blue that, again, one begins to have astonishing thoughts that challenge his beliefs. But not really. I realize that there’s nothing particularly natural, or perfect, about my home state — that Idaho could extend another hundred miles west, or Washington envelop the whole thing, or whatever, and it would make at least as much sense as it does now — but I have sufficiently absorbed the idea of Oregon as My Home that the instant I crossed the state line I felt good, for the first time in months. It’s been a rough semester. Minnesota is a rough place for an Oregonian to live; we share dark winters and long summer solstices, but Oregonians are trained to believe that the fundamental and important thing about other people is that what they do is none of your goddamned business, and Minnesotans are trained to believe precisely the opposite. Oregon is not about Don’t Tread on Me; it’s about Don’t Tread on Him. Minnesota is about Don’t Let Him Tread on Us.

God, I’m glad to be home.

Reality nausea.

1.

I’ve been reading a lot of broken books lately. I mean this in a lot of ways, but chief among them is that I’ve been reading books with a lot of power and no effective way of spending it. If a novel were an engineering project, these books would be machines that did great work inefficiently, for one reason or another.

Also, most of these books have been willfully shattered, narratives made of collage, or a plethora of points-of-view, or interrupted by themselves. Some of them are purposefully appropriative, in ways that I’m unsure of: is it interesting, or pedantic, to structure an entire essay of quotations from other people’s work? Is a book that purposefully builds itself on a DJ Shadow album, made almost entirely of samples, thrilling or simply derivative? Am I changing my mind or not?

2. I Heart Toxic Waste

I have a t-shirt, white with big block printing, that says “I (Heart) Toxic Waste”, like those t-shirts that tourists buy in Times Square that profess their love for New York City. This shirt is doubly allusive: it’s worn by Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) in one of my favorite movies, “Real Genius”.* So on some level it pays tribute to a movie I love, and mocks tourists, which is a bit snotty, I freely admit. Also, crucially, it’s funny, absurdist, and provokes conversation in a weird sort of way. I’ve had people say, “What’s that from?”, asserting their cultural bona fides. I’ve had them say, “Why do you love toxic waste?”, proving that they’re in on the joke. I’ve had a lot — a lot — of people ask me where I got it. (The internet, natch. Do your own Googling.)

*Filmed at my alma mater, by the way.

What I’ve never had before is someone who was offended by it. That happened when I was in New York a few weeks back, after the gala Moth Ball, a bunch of us retired to the cramped offices on Broadway where I once served as intern. A middle-aged woman asked me about my shirt, which I wore to replace a beautiful orange button-down that I had ruined by dumping street food down the front. I made some sort of jest, and she decided to make a point.

I won’t try to quote her: we were both drunk. In fact I couldn’t tell you the first thing about how we got from my t-shirt to her generalized objection of my generation’s addiction to irony and lack of sincerity. I probably said something: I usually do. I probably said something about how Baby Boomers reflexively valorized authenticity in a way that suggested to me that they had a great deal of anxiety about their own. I also think she thought I was younger than I am: she wasn’t nearly old enough to be my mother, I’ll tell you what, but she was treating me like her kid.

Did I get angry? I don’t know. I did make her angry. Very, very angry, moreso than I had realized. When I tried to apologize, she told me I wasn’t sorry. Then I WAS mad. I said she should have fun being self-involved and clueless. It was a generational thing — and we’re of the same generation. How did that happen?

3. Eat the Document

One of the broken books I read lately was Dana Spiotta’s “Eat the Document”, which had a lot of really fascinating shit to say about identity, and ultimately failed as a simulacrum of many consciousnesses. The book, which engages that same generational divide that the woman at the party & I fought a proxy war over, resists both the old Romantic idea that there is an essential, immutable self, and — crucially — the lamebrained postmodernist notion that identity is entirely composed.** Her characters, who go underground and change their names, their contexts, both find themselves totally altered by their choices and their surroundings, and are incapable of escaping their old guilts and desires. Identity, Spiotta seems to be saying, is both composed and constant. Sounds about right to me.

**A natural overreaction to fascism and the failure of the internationalist left to manifest as anything other than genocidal, Stalinist dictatorships. The idea that there may be a genetically determined part of ourselves is a little scary, but it also seems to be true, at least based on economic studies of who excels in the world and who does’t.

The book, unfortunately, contains long passages that are supposed to be the journals of a 15-year-old boy, but which read exactly like the internal monologue of a 30-something product of a great deal of higher education. The kid is meant to be overweight and somewhat swotty, I assume as an excuse for his ability to write so well, but as a former overweight and extremely swotty 15-year-old, I can tell you that words like “oenological” don’t just come dripping from their tongues, even if they are voracious readers, even if their parents like wine. This kind of slip happens a lot in the book — characters don’t talk, they speak narration between quotation marks; all seem too together, too completely able to articulate what they mean. Nobody ever seems to misstate anything in this book.

So: how to evaluate “Eat the Document”? Goodreads compels a person to give star ratings to things, as does Amazon, or Barnes & Noble. Of course star ratings are silly. But I did it anyway: I gave “Document” 3 stars. And of course I wasn’t compelled. I could have just not rated it at all.

4. Reality Hunger; The Ecstasy of Influence

In college, I wrote a song, or thought I did, called “Mama Won’t.” It went something like, “Mama won’t allow no guitar playing in here / mama won’t allow no singing in here”, etc, etc. Eventually one of my friends discovered a folk song — not even an obscure one — that was … well, it was pretty much exactly the same. I was embarrassed, deeply. It was done unconsciously, but still. I had stolen something and passed it off as my own.

They made David Shields put an appendix in “Reality Hunger”, his collage-like meditation on originality, fiction, nonfiction, and life lived mediated by television, films, the internet, books, etc. This is because he freely, and without quoting, took phrases, sentences, perhaps whole paragraphs from sources as disparate as the actor Jennifer Jason Leigh to the philosopher and critic Walter Benjamin. He was making a point, of course: all that is written is written in an ink of culture, comprising the ground-up history of that culture. It was all so blatant: he wasn’t stealing, he was sampling. I’m in sympathy with this idea, to a point. I certainly was enjoying the book more before I discovered the appendix, because now I find myself weirdly compelled to flip back and figure out who said whatever it is that Shields is saying. Silly. He’s divorcing these things from their context, laying them next to one another, and next to his own thoughts, to change what they mean. That’s the point. But I’m helpless.

In the title essay of Lethem’s “Ecstasy of Influence”, a similar thing is done, except that it is perpetrated (A) as sleight-of-hand, and (B) the index is part of the point, because the essay is done so seamlessly that one might not guess it was stitched together in the way it is without looking at the back. Lethem’s point is also slightly different: high culture, low culture, television and comic books and Shakespeare, what-have-you — all the same thing. All texts to be read; all inevitably repurposed. It’s the effectiveness of the repurposing that makes a given work good, not the nature of its sources.

Broken books, though. Shields’ is literally broken, into tiny fragments, but it also strays much too far afield in its assertions about fiction and nonfiction. There is, after all, such a thing as lying. No amount of blather about how narratives to violence to facts can change that. Lethem’s is just too big, too much, containing both the fascinating and the fickle, the titanic and the tiny. It’s supposed to, by the way; it’s broken on purpose.

5. Open City

“But now we’re getting down to matters of taste, aren’t we?”

Charlie B. asked me that when I finally expressed that my main problem with Teju Cole’s “Open City” was that it was all about a guy walking around thinking about a bunch of shit I didn’t give a fuck about — Dutch art, classical music, things I won’t classify as “boring” because I know people love them, but I just don’t feel anything as a result of them. I also thought the main character was an asshole.

It was interesting, though, to have someone draw a distinction between “taste” and something other, more objective, about what one might like or not like in a work of fiction. Discussions of books (or movies, or music, or whatever) are so soaked in questions of taste that it’s become essentially de rigeur to end every argument about these things by “agreeing to disagree”. On some level, that’s the only thing it’s possible to do and get along with your fellow humans. But is there a place where a line falls? Can something be objectively good or bad?

Oh, oh, oh, I am hesitant. I was such a browbeating pedant in my adolescence, in particular on the subject of music, that I now shy away from the whole business a lot of the time. Though I often say provocative things, I almost always back down immediately. No, “Open City” didn’t suck. It just didn’t work for me. 

Aw, fuck that. “Open City” is a shitty book, utterly unconvincing and purposefully showoffy, about a very young doctor who has allegedly had time to ingest a very great deal of literary, musical, and philosophical theory while serving a residency and studying medicine. Not a chance. It strokes the ego of those who valorize high culture, allows a reader to feel a little frisson of self-satisfaction for making his way through something that is so patently boring and ill-considered, but it’s not actually any good. It doesn’t achieve its goals: it doesn’t challenge or disrupt the reader’s understanding of New York or immigrancy in America; it doesn’t convincingly pose philosophical questions, or make one culpable by coming to like its despicable protagonist. It’s just a crappy catalogue of boring navel-gazing and books some guy read.

6.

I’ve read a lot more in the last few months than I think I ever have before. I read a lot of books that weren’t broken — Julie Orringer’s “How to Breathe Underwater”, Marilynne Robinson’s “Housekeeping”, Italo Calvino’s “Invisible Cities” — but there’s also a level on which some of those books aren’t quite sticking with me in the way the broken ones have. I guess I’m worrying over the breaks, like one might unconsciously run his fingers over a scar. Maybe it’s better to write a broken book than a whole one. Hrm.

On the Pulitzer Prize.

So, in all its wisdom, the Pulitzer committee has decided not to award a prize in fiction this year. Not that anybody gives a shit what I think, but that strikes me as … how about “weak sauce”? I haven’t used the phrase “weak sauce” in a long time. That’s totally weak sauce.

Why? I mean, there’s a level on which I don’t actually give a shit about these prizes, except inasmuch as they confer money on deserving people who may or may not need it. Thomas Pynchon never won a Pulitzer Prize (though not because he lacked support). Neal Stephenson never won one and he never will. I can give you a 99.9999% guarantee that I never will. (Do like to hold out that .00001% hope, though.) There are a lot of legitimately great writers who will never sniff a Pulitzer Prize.

So, does that mean that the thing is meaningless? Oh, I suppose that, on some grand level, the answer to that question is unequivocally yes. A lot of shitty books have won the Pulitzer Prize, and a lot of really great ones have been ignored. (To wit, and in order: “Empire Falls”; “Motherless Brooklyn”.*) But there’s another level on which the failure to award a Pulitzer Prize indicates an utter failure of imagination and interest that just strikes me as so ludicrous I can hardly believe that it continues to happen. Can it possibly be true that there is not a single American novel or book of short stories from the year 2011 that was worthy of the committee’s attention? Is the totality of their snobbery that oppressive?

*Technical note: why the fuck does Tumblr make it so goddamned difficult to italicize shit? Jesus. 


Well. I suspect the answer is actually “no”: what I suspect is that a goodly proportion of the committee read three novels this year — the finalists, Denis Johnson’s ”Train Dreams”, DFW’s “Pale King”, and Karen Russel’s “Swamplandia!”. Near as I can tell, the only person with any particular expertise in fiction on this year’s board is past winner Junot Diaz, whose “The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao” won the award a few years back, with a reasonable amount of deservedness.  One can understand why these three selections might not inspire a winner: one of them is a decade old, one of them is an incomplete novel by a dead man, and the other … well, I haven’t read “Swamplandia!”, so I can’t pass judgement, but the reviews certainly indicated that it had a certain amount of gimmickiness that may have been hard on non-critics/artists.

But good God, they couldn’t come up with ONE novel they felt worthy of the Pulitzer, even if these three weren’t necessarily the right three? It wouldn’t have been that hard. There’s past winner Jeffrey Eugenides’ “The Marriage Plot”, to start with, which is exactly the kind of book that just screams for a Pulitzer (big, famous, high-selling, ambitious but not overly adventurous). There’s Dana Spiotta’s “Stone Arabia”, which takes all of five hours to read, even for a slow reader like me, and engages deeply with quintessentially American pop culture and is gently postmodern in kind of the same way as last year’s winner, Jennifer Egan’s “A Visit from the Goon Squad”. There is (ahem) Charles Baxter’s “Gryphon”, which collects the short fiction of America’s post-Carver master of the form. I mean, seriously. Those are just the ones I came up with without thinking hard.

The Pulitzer committee is in a position in which it could make pretty much any kind of statement it wants. I know a lot of people who might prefer no award to an aesthetically conservative one, though that strikes me as stupid. I realize that all prizes are kind of a bookselling boondoggle (it’s significant that a lot of the bitching in the press is from editors and execs at Farrar, Strauss & Giroux, for instance), but so the fuck what? Writers and writing deserve as much goddamned publicity as we can get, whether or not it’s really for the benefit of our publishers. And it would be so easy. It’s not as though there aren’t a million options. And the people who swing such heavy axes should be troubled to read more than three novels in one year … cripes.

Thoughts on books and things.

1. The Disappointment Artist

If I wrote a book of essays, it would be worse than this. There are people who don’t believe that’s possible. I won’t rehash that argument, but it’s also true that a lot of those people are idiots. Not all of them, though.

2. Madame Bovary

I had a conversation in a bar over the weekend with a classmate about how this book didn’t resonate with him at all. I guess I don’t find that strange, but that turned out not to be true of me. I’m not usually much of one for “classics”, but I liked this one.

It did make me wonder about the mind of a person who writes a book like this. (I often have the same question when I finish a Franzen novel. Urp.) How does one spend so long with characters one so obviously hates? Flaubert said, “Madame Bovary c’est moi”, and yet he doesn’t seem to like her much. He doesn’t like anybody much. I don’t like anybody much, but still, I have to have a character who doesn’t make me want to barf if I’m going to write a story.

3. Collaborators

Subject matter: boring. Style: alienating. Structure: amazing; influential. Maybe someday I’ll write a collage novel.

4. Consider the Lobster

Eh, mixed feelings. Wallace is funny and humane, but also kind of an arrogant prick sometimes. Puts me in mind of something, though: DFW does a lot of lexical and graphical fucking about, and yet it seems to be in service of something. My objection to fraudulent experimental writing is that most of it appears to be about a gimmick, and often everything other than the gimmick is poorly executed. (I’m looking at you, Jenny Boully.) DFW doesn’t have that problem. Though sometimes I wish he would quit condescending to his readers in the footnotes.

5. The Cat’s Table

Not long ago, my father asked me, “How do you feel about the ocean?” The truth is that it frightens me. It’s too big, too deep, too mysterious. I can never decide if being buried at sea is my idea of existential horror or the afterlife.

6. Black Swan Green

Even when he’s being straightforward, David Mitchell can’t help but screw around a bit.

7. Great Jones Street

Awful claptrap. I guess I just don’t really care for or about the mythic rockstar thing. Also, not nearly as funny as it wants to be.

8. Chronicles, vol. 1

If one were to read reviews of Dylan’s memoir, one might think it were good. It isn’t. I don’t think it’s intended to be.

9. The Beauty of the Husband

A great book I shall never read again.

10. Just Kids

I kind of wish Bob Dylan had written Just Kids, and Patti Smith had written Chronicles. There’s another universe in which that happened.

11. The Art of Subtext

Charles Baxter has an unnerving ability to notice the very most important things about a story.